Well, spank my ass, and call me Charlie Boogerhead.  Martha, would you take a look at our fine, fine visitors.  Oooh, I do say.
Okey dokey, ye have entered Muse-Ville, a darn good choice.  Muse are a new band, and are doing extremely well, actually, freakishly well.  If you've heard rumours of them being like Radiohead, don't take note, they be lies, EVIL lies.  The only things they have in common is that they're all guys, have hair, eyes, and the same producers  (John Leckie-hi)  Okay, so have fun.  Bub bye.